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25+ Best Funny Single Quotes About Being Single and Happy

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Funny Quotes about Being single and Happy

here I am sharing some amazing collection of funny quotes about being single. Hope you like this. Don’t forgot to share this amazing quotes with your friends. So here are the quotes:

1. Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.

2. I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it

3. I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.

5. Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.

6. Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you… It just means that God is busy writing your love story.

7. Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.

8. I’m not a single man. I’m in a long term relationship with action, adventure and fun.

9. I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone. – Delta Burke

10. That we find a crystal or a poppy beautiful means that we are less alone, that we are more deeply inserted into existence than the course of a single life would lead us to believe

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11. Yes, I’m Single.
[I]t’s means:
[S]tress
[I]s
[N]ow
[G]one
[L]ife is
[E]asier

12. Don’t be a woman who needs a man… Be the woman a man needs… Because every woman is worth fighting for… But not every man is worth you…

13. Single? No, I’m just in a relationship with “FREEDOM”!

14. Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you… It just means that God is busy writing your love story.

15. “When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I’m in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!”

16. “I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.” Me: “I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.”

17. It is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock than to fall in love with someone who doesn’t know what they mean to you.

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18. A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.

19. Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.

20. Single is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

21. Happily Single” is recognizing that you don’t need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome, as is.

22. I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to. -Eric Dickerson

 

 

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23. “Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas”

24. “Hubby and wife die and arrived in heaven. Wife says “Here we are together again. “Hubby says “F… that shit! The deal was till death do us part. ! Bitch I’m single!”

25. “I’m not sure if it’s better to be alone but it’s probably safer.” » Eleanor Prescott

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